Animal

Animal jokes

Eagle

Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?

Because it's ill-eagle.

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  • Chicken

    Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the retard's house.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    The chicken.

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  • Bull

    What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?

    Bullying.

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  • Memes

    Eagle

    How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

    Because they both have eyes.

    Pig

    I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"

    She started crying.

    Cheetah

    A cheetah and a lion are racing.

    The cheetah wins.

    The lion says, "You a cheetah!"

    The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"

    Bird

    What did the bird say to the other bird?

    Nothing, because birds can't talk.

    Homework

    Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

    Students: "Meat."

    Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"

    Students: "Bacon."

    Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"

    One of the students: "Homework!"

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the idiot's house.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    The chicken.

    Baby

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”

    The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

    Dog

    My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭

    Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!

    My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄

    Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.