Animal jokes
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Memes
Where do sheep go to shop?
Woolmart.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"