What do you do with a dog that has no legs, - Take him for a drag
Mary had a little lamb Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his QUACK-dealer.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call an animal that smells? A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
A horse says to they other horse are you hot?
The other horse says ahhhh a house that talks
I was in the car and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy an a,m like what the
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
When My do starts to bark he starts to get ruff
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? -- "Quack, quack."
knock knock who is there cows go cows go who no cows go moooooooooooo not whooooooooooooooooooooo
2 cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: good thing i'm a helicopter.
What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!
I would slap you but that would be animal abuse (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ)
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house
Moo mooo moooooooo(screaming)
why couldn't the penguin cross the road?It was ran over🐧
What did the bus say to the mail? Dog
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a"
monky
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend? You're my boo.
