Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A: lickalotofpus
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow? He got a pat on the head
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini
What did the lion say to the lion tamer nothing because when the lion tamer whipped the lion the lion killed him
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what do you call dog that's faced backwards a god
I saw a cat it said raisin when he saw a nut hahaha I am a crappy joker put me in the nerd club
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog. ooooooooooh girl, you lion!
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare
Bunny hare
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!!!!
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and released his cow was gone.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would bexpect bagels.
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i have a big cock
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
Why did the zebra cross the road
Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that's not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.
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What does a human and a cat have in common, both takes my bed
