Animal jokes
A paradigm are so bad, go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit. Once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise. The tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race. The race began and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow. The rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow, so he decided to take a nap. As he took a nap, the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke. He ran as fast as he could, but when he came to the end, the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
Goose from Untitled Goose game be like
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.