What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
A Fish With No Eyes
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy! This joke is all about words sounding alike. 'Pssh' sounds like 'fish' but without the 'eyes' (I mean 'i's). Get it now, bonehead? And yeah, fish can't even read. But you can't read either, so who's the real fish here?