Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the lion thinks he's faster than the cheetah 'cause it's Halloween. Get it? It's a costume party! The lion is dressed up as something he's not. That's the joke, ya goof! Your brain must be smoother than a glazed donut. You probably think the earth is flat too, huh?