Animal jokes
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
My sis a fat cow.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
What did the beaver say to his son?
Dam, son.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
Monky.
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
I like tortles.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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