Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Animal Jokes
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
