Animal jokes
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
Memes
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!