What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Animal Jokes
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
