Animal jokes
What is a cow?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
MooMooMooMoo
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"