Animal jokes
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Dodo.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"