Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
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Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!