Animal jokes
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
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Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.