Animal jokes
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
Dodo.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Memes
why does it actually scare me ;-;
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
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