Animal jokes
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Memes
america or australia? you choose its fate aka jail or no
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.