Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
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I am a sheep.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
