You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Animal Jokes
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
