What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Animal Jokes
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What do you call a cow with no legs?
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What happened to watersharky?
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
