Animal jokes
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
hmmm
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .