Animal jokes
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
cat..............Just a cat here
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.