Animal jokes
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
Memes
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What happened to watersharky?
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."