Animal jokes
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Memes
Hampter <3
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What do you call a cow with no legs?
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What happened to watersharky?
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.