Animal jokes
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
cat..............Just a cat here
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Holy cow!
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!