Animal jokes
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.