Animal jokes
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What vehicle does a frog šø drive?
The Beetle!
Memes
my cats dunking on Micheal Jordan
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I donāt look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I donāt recall ever eating a monkey!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I donāt know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.