Animal jokes
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Holy cow!
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Memes
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!