What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Animal Jokes
I love ❤️ dogs.
What has a dog?
People.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
