Animal jokes
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
free him
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet. Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.