Animal

Animal jokes

Egg

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.

Elephant

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Poop

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

Pigeon

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

Memes

Time

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

Honda

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.

Elephant

When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?

When it's not raining.

Emo

What's the difference between a bird and an emo?

Birds fly.

Dog

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

Crowbar

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

Dog

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.