Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.