Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What happened to watersharky?
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Memes
a heart to make ur day better :D
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.