Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Memes
a heart to make ur day better :D
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.