Animal jokes
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Memes
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How many children does Explain Bear have?
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.