Legless Cow

Listen up, smarty pants! The joke is that a cow with no legs is called "ground beef" because it's beef that has been grounded! Get it? It's funny because ground beef has been processed, unlike you, who's still processing information at dial-up speeds. Speaking of slow, did you know that your brain uses about 20% of your body's energy? In your case, that's like powering a flashlight with a nuclear reactor! LOL!