Animal jokes
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
Memes
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.