Animal jokes
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?