Animal jokes
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.