Animal jokes
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
hmmm
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
I love my dog, Sadie.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
What do you call a cow with no leg?
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.