Animal jokes
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call a wingless fly? A walk!
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
not the best like it says it is!!
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.