Animal jokes
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
The chicken is so fat.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Memes
why does it actually scare me ;-;
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
I love my dog, Sadie.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.