Animal jokes
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
my cats dunking on Micheal Jordan
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
The chicken is so fat.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.