What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Animal Jokes
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
JAW don't know sh*t!
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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