Animal jokes
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
Memes
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a cow with no leg?