Animal jokes
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
The chicken is so fat.
Memes
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! ๐๐ ๐ก๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
I love my dog, Sadie.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
Why wasnโt the frog ๐ธ crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
What dog canโt see a dog thatโs blind?
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...