How do u turn a baby into a dog? Douse it in gasoline- light a match-*WOOF*
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
What do you call a bear without a ear?
B
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says “what’s the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks? “ The man says “it’s not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place.”
What do you call an owl 🦉 with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
