What do you call a dog š¶ that tells time?
A watchdog.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we donāt feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom? To search for Poo
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral.
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
How do u turn a baby into a dog? Douse it in gasoline- light a match-*WOOF*
Whatās a sheepās favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Whatād the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
āHottie hottie hottie hoe!ā
Why did the skunk š¦Ø sleep š¤ under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
What do you call a skunk š¦Ø falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a bear without a ear?
B
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What do you call an owl š¦ with armor?
A Knight Owl!
