Animal jokes
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
HERE ARE MY DOGS
Why did the snake eat a panda?
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Me holding a new cat: Say hi to my little friend!
My friends: Hi to my little friend!
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!