What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?
Mississippi Mud.
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow moving business.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
*JMC* ANOMALY-931 "Gwen" Idenification: just a stupid animal. with a big ass heart
What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny
👨 + 👩 + 👦 + 👬 + 👧 +👭 + 🚻 + 💩 = 🚽 + 💩 + 🚽 = 🪠 💩 + 🪠= 🚽+ 💩 + 🐘 + 💩 + 🚻 + 🚽 + 🪠 = 😭
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering
my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impeccable.
Whats a Horses faviroute Football player? NEIGH-mar!
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
