Animal

Animal jokes

Crocodile

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.

Girlfriend

What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.

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  • Memes

    Sex Offender

    What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

    Rrrrrapeit!

    Fish

    One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"

    The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"

    Milk

    What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?

    Throwing the cow across the lake.

    Depression

    I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

    Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

    Shark

    A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

    So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

    Chef

    An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

    He called them: "Asperger's."

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  • Cow

    What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

    "It's pasture bed time."

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  • Cow

    I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

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