Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
