What do you call a funny cow? A cowmedian
Like if your bestfriend has a dog
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? -- For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?
A bat 🦇!
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell Shocked
What kind of bee cant fly? A KOBE
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village
What talks high pitched and can’t fly?
A gay man in Iran
moo
What do you call a dog 🐶 that tells time?
A watchdog.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments :)
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’
Now, my wrists look like a tiger
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom? To search for Poo
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er