Animal jokes
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Suck my cheetah.
What has a dog?
People.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
The fucking cat!
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.