teacher: ''kids what does the chicken give you''?.
students: ''meat''.
teacher: ''very good now what does the pig give you''?
students: ''bacon''.
teacher: ''and finally what does the fat cow give you''?
one of the students: ''homework''!
What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.
A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
What does the Cow say to the spy? Are you udder cover
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig
she started crying
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger
My favorite species is a cheetah because
ima cheet-ah on the test.
What do you call a two dimensional owl? A --- Paper TOWL!!!!
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks? -- A labracadabrador.
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ̈I will go ask God! ̈ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ̈You are what you are! ̈ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ̈What is wrong? ̈ The zebra answers, ̈Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ́You are what you are! ́ ̈ His friend says, ̈Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ́You is what you is! ́
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?
A: pulled pork
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
