Animal jokes
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
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What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
moo.
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”