What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
moo.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
