Dog With No Legs

The joke plays on the expectation of a clever answer to a question. Instead, it subverts that expectation with an absurd and somewhat dark response. The fact that the dog can't come to you because of his missing legs makes the punchline funny.

• Dog
• Animal
• Legs
• Comedy
• Pet
• Furry

• What do you call a dog with no legs? Ground beef.
• What do you call a cow with no legs? Disabled.
• What do you call a person with no arms and legs? You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
• What do you call a dog with no legs? My asian neighbors dinner.