whats the diffrence between a dog and a dad ? The dog comes back
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? -- One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
what do you call a pig that does karate
PORK-CHOP
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
A Horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
What do you call an idiotic cow
A mis-steak!
you know the difference between me and a zebra? me neither
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Me holding a new cat: Say Hi to my little friend! My friends: Hi to my little friend!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What kind of animal falls from the sky??????
Answer- A raindeer
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
