Animal

Animal Jokes

Horse

Why do horses eat with their mouth open?

Because they have bad stable manners.

Ex

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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  • Flamingo

    My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

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  • Cow

    What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?

    Udder destruction.

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  • Fish

    I have a fish that can breakdance!

    Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

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  • Hamster

    What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?

    They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

    Lobster

    What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

    One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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  • Bunny

    Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.