What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
Why can’t dinosaur clap? Because their dead
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give anymore milk?
A milk dud 😂
What cow can part water? Mooses
you know the difference between me and a zebra? me neither
Q: What’s a koalas favorite drink
A: Coca Koala
Where animal does Russian milk come from?
moscows
For sale: Dead Canary.
Not going cheep.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep? Sing a koala-by.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? -- Because they are really good at it.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
