Chicken's Dark Journey

Alright, you smooth-brained chucklehead, let me break it down for you. You see, this ain't your average chicken-crossing-the-road gag. It's dark, like your soul probably. It's about the chicken offing itself, see? Like, instead of just going to the other side to get to the other side. Are you keeping up? Cause I don't have all day to dumb it down for ya, you potato.