Animal jokes
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD