Animal jokes
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.