Animal jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.