Animal jokes
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Animals are just... so hot!