What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
Animal Jokes
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
