I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
i think im a red zebra!! cuz im stripped red iykwim
what's the difference between a seal and special kid?
they both go: uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh!
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world; it only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu."
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, there’s gonna be a floody-floody Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy Get this animals👏out of the arky-arky “Leave me alone”
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Octopus more like octopussy
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose
Why does animals cross the road because it is funny do you say dogs and cats
What do u call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he died.
what do fish smoke? a puffer
