Animal jokes
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.