Animal

Animal jokes

Rooster

    • What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

    Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."

    A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."

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    • Horse

    • I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.

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    • Sex

    • My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

    Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

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    • Bacon

    • Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

    Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

    Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

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    • Cat

    • This is how big cats were named.

    "I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

    "Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

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    • Bison

    • This is how animals were named.

    "Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

    "Bison. Perfect."

    Tortoise

    • The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.

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    • Bear

    • What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

    About a few thousand miles.

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