What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
if a tree could be any animal what would it be Answer: a dog bc of its bark lol😀
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
what happens when you eat a cat I love to eat cats for dinner
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador!
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It Pants
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
