Animal jokes
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Animals are just... so hot!
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...