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Animal Jokes

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.