what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
What do you call cat that walk slow?
CATerpillar
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald D*ck
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
my friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why are the local animal control at my door
What do you call a bee that produces milk, booby.
Brown bear Brwn bear what do you see i see a blind man looking at me blind man blind man what do you see. Oh sorry i forgot you cant see.
Caesar salad jack and jill little johny koala Zebra monkey vegetables bus baa bus
Foxy the fox the was a careless fox she didn't care about her friend Froggy Froggy was a careful frog One day froggy dicided to teach the fox a lesson Foxy was in her bed sleeping When froggy made her room an entire mess She got up and then the mother berated her up for not cleaning her room From now she is a careful fox
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo? You can't wash your face in a buffalo
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his QUACK-dealer.
Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich
