What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.....The Bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you". The Grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
what do you call a pig that does karate
PORK-CHOP
Why doe my kids die
Stinky Oussy :D
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish It tasted funny
Why don't people sit next to the cheatah during a test Because he's a cheatah
What do you call a dog 🐶 that tells time?
A watchdog.
Hi 👋 I love my dog 🐶
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff --- Aaron
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog. ooooooooooh girl, you lion!
