Animal jokes
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
What's the difference between a duck?
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
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Spread the cat gun.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?