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What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield? It's butt.

What animal lies.A lion

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A “Lickalottapuss”.

A Chicken walks into a Bar.

He Orders Dr. Pepper

He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.

What do dogs drink? Pupsi

What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi

what go moo- c0w share this with youre frends !!!11!!1!!!!!11!!!!

ok so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him. it was a seven course meal if i say so myself

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other "I'm cold. Are you cold?" The other cow says "Yeah I'm Fresian".

A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligator's mouth, and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink, he asks if anyone else would like a go.

A lady gets up and says yes, she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.

Good morning? Goodbye

What did the bus say to the mail? Dog

Knock knock who's there? rabid cow rabid cow who? hold on I need to get my gun....

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.

a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud'

One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A police officer said, "Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back, but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said, "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."