What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.🦆🍲😋😂
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
I love 💕 animals
What is the octopuses favorite shape
An octagon
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?
A bat 🦇!
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies
ground beef
What is big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter, as I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set and the entire animal shelter was burned down. A few hours later I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why, I replied "I couldn't find any" She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
About a dog
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" UwU
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
