Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
How did the chicken π feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What makes a raccoon π¦ very rich?
Its rings!
Why are Cheetahs bad at running away. They always get spotted
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats donβt hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You donβt understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats arenβt venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"Iβm Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
What is mad cow disease?
RIP Harambe.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
My friend said this to me: Were you born on a high way because thats where most accidents happen :(
I really wanna hit you right now but that would be animal abuse
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
My dog once went to Uranus. πΆπ€£π€£π€£
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? πππ
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
