Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Animal Jokes
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
Dodo.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
