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Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!

Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."

First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."

She replies, "Really original."

Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."

She replies, "Ew, gross."

Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."

Winner dog 3.

What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.

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    • What’s the difference between a bird and a human?

    “We don’t eat with our peckers.”

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    • 20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.

    How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)

    3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)

    Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.

    20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.

    Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)

    3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.

    How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)

    Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

    Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.

    Does your cat scratch you?

    Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.

    A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.

    So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"

    The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"

    The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."

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