What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
Animal Jokes
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
