Anatomy jokes
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).