Anatomy jokes
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.