Anatomy jokes
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!