Anatomy jokes

First Man: My dog's got no nose.

Second Man: How does he smell?

First Man: Awful.

If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

10 dicks up your mom's ass!

We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.

What's the difference between anal and oral?

Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.

Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.

Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.

The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

What's longer than a penis?

About anything.

Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?

Who you might ask...

YOUR ASS CHEEKS!

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

Seriously, who wants dicks?

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

Butt cracks.

What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."

What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?

ONESY.

“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.

Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."

What do you call a man with no toes?

No Toe Joe.