Anatomy jokes
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!