Anatomy jokes
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Poop and balls through the walls!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Boobies!
Dick in my mouth.