Anatomy jokes

Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"

Why don't butts get along?

Because they can't stand each other's cheek!

What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.

How do butts communicate?

By using CRACK-BERRIES!

What did the booty say when it was asked to help?

"I've got your backside covered!"

What’s a booty’s favorite game?

Hide and cheek.

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

What do you call a booty that’s always negative?

A pessimist-cheek.

How does a booty apologize?

From the bottom of his fart!

Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.

Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.

The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

What's longer than a penis?

About anything.

Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?

Who you might ask...

YOUR ASS CHEEKS!

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

Seriously, who wants dicks?

Butt cracks.

What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."