Anatomy jokes
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Travis has baby hands.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Saying balls go into pussy.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?