Anatomy jokes
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Lick my nut.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!