this jokes short just like joe bidens penis oh wait if I were to make a joke to the size of joe bidens penis
i wouldnt write a joke.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Boobies!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
