Anatomy jokes

When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh.

Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?

They are hairy.

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

*at school*

Nobody: Do you want nuts?

Me: Wait, you have some?

Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.

Me: :0

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.

So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.

What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.

Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?

Eat my ass!

Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"

"What?"

"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"

Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?

It took my sole.

Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"

Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.