Anatomy jokes
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Someone stole my balls :(
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?