Anatomy jokes
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!