Anatomy jokes
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
They are hairy.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Memes
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Someone stole my balls :(
Eat my ass!
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?