"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.