Anatomy jokes
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Someone stole my balls :(
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
They are hairy.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Eat my ass!
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?