What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
you know boys have balls girl's have balls too
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
