Anatomy jokes
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Eat my ass!
Memes
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
They are hairy.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Someone stole my balls :(
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.