Anatomy jokes
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Memes
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
They are hairy.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Someone stole my balls :(
Eat my ass!