Anatomy jokes
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Eat my ass!
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Someone stole my balls :(
Memes
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"