Anatomy jokes
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
Someone stole my balls :(
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.