Anatomy jokes
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Memes
They are hairy.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
Someone stole my balls :(
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"