Anatomy jokes

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

Eat my ass!

Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?

"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"

"What?"

"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

Why are dogs born with balls?

They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?

Breathing exercises.

I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!

Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"

Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?

So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.

What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"

Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?

It took my sole.

What did one male whale say to the other male whale?

"She's gonna blow!"

What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.

Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had "no-body" to go with.