How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? βBetween you and me, it stinks in here!β
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
Sans: Wow, seems youβre really working yourself... down to the bone!
