Anatomy jokes
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Dick in my mouth.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Haha, boob!
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.