Anatomy jokes
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
OPOSSUM
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"