What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!!
Do u know the similarity between a penis and cucumber is ? They both have cum in it
What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating? -- His ears.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits? A tongue workout!!!!!!!
you know boys have balls girl's have balls too
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
Jacob has a small penis
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
I know how unicorns make baby’s the dad put his horn in the girls but hole
How much balls do you have on your body 2 your butt
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five, six, and seven-head?
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣
Why are nuts on boys
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
