What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone ๐
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
Whatโs the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. ๐
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
