Anatomy jokes
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
kaka hole
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Daddy, where's my anus?
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"