What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
Kyles penis is small
What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
