Anatomy jokes
Penis and balls.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
Ass cream.
How much do the bones in your body weigh? A skele-ton!
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
My balls.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Suck on deez balls!
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Which part of a fish weighs the most? The scales!
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.