Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Circumcision

What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?

The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!

Stroke

What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

They have both had a few strokes.

School Bus

What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?

On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.

Gum

What does gum in my d*ck have in common?

Both get chewed on by little kids.

Heart

The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"

He says, "No."

She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."

Teeth

When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."

A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."

Bone

Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Heart

Why does the heart listen to music a lot?

Because it loves feeling the beat.

Skeleton

Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

A: Will you marrow me?

Shit

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit!"

Boob

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"