What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Kyles penis is small
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
