Anatomy jokes

You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.

Just not for long!

These are ear-retcal jokes...

Fail.

What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.

When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."

A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."

Do you like Mirah?

Mirah-t nuts.

What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?

"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."

Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.

You don't need brains to be a Boss.

When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.

Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.

Thank you, nurse!

Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?

Fucks funny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.

"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"

"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"

A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"

The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

What instruments do skeletons like to play?

Trombones.

What do you call somebody with no nose?

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!