Anatomy jokes
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Memes
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.