Anatomy jokes
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Suck my pp!
My penis.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Verga.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?