Anatomy jokes

I love the word legs.

Wanna help me spread the word?

Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!

I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.

How do you sex?

With penis!

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What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?

How do you make a baby float?

You take your foot off its head.

The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.

This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.

My pee pee fell off.

What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?

A woman.

What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?

You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!

A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

What do you call useless skin on a penis?

A man.

Balls in your jaws.

Penis and balls.

What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?

De-feeted (Defeated)

Ass.

What has 2 legs and walks? A human.

I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.

Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?

He was all right.