Anatomy jokes
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
My dick.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men