Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Anatomy Jokes
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Verga.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
My penis is tied in a knot.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
Nie cut G.
