Anatomy jokes
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
My penis.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Verga.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.