Anatomy jokes
Ass.
Suck my pp!
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
Penis and balls.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Balls in your jaws.
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
My penis.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Verga.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!