Anatomy jokes
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
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"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
What is a chode?
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.