Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
My penis is tied in a knot.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Nie cut G.
