Anatomy jokes
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
No. Eat my butt!
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
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What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
My pee pee fell off.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
Penis and balls.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.