Anatomy jokes
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
My penis is tied in a knot.
Nie cut G.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
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