Anatomy jokes
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
Verga.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
My penis is tied in a knot.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"