Anatomy jokes
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
My penis.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
pussi
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.