Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Anatomy Jokes
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
They are hairy.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!