Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.

What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?

They both drop.

What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)