Anatomy jokes
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.
The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"
The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"