Anatomy jokes
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.