Anatomy jokes
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Someone stole my balls :(
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Big mummy milkers...
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
My name is Myria, my right nut.