Anatomy jokes

Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?

Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.

Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?

So here's Uranus, where's my anus?

What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?

Piss don't s**t on me!

Back bent.

Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.

Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What do you call a vagina with teeth?

A vicious cunt.

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?

His arse.

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

Who wants a picture of my pp?

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

Your dad has a huge PP.

Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.

Why was the chicken screaming?

He had an egg stuck in his butt.

Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?

To take care of his erectile dysfunction.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.