What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
What is smegma name?
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
