Anatomy jokes
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
I have nut cancer...
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Butt hehe.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.