Anatomy jokes
Butt hehe.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.