If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 let. Him LICK 👅 your vagina
sam and amya like anal sex with each other
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said my uncle just calls this shhhhh
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
A wise man once told me: 'If you poke the bear in prison The bear will happily return the favour, when its times to shower'
What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole
A miss fit
I was going to share my joke about anal, butt fuck it was inappropriate..
You've heard of anal sex. You've heard of oral sex. You've heard of genital sex. But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
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Man goes to a doctor says he's having problems shitting so the doctor gives him so enama and says he needs to do it a few times at home but does the first one for him so the guy bends over the table lubs him up and shoves it deep in him and he yells. so later the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enama so he bends over she lubs him up puts a hand on his shouler and she shoves it up there and he starts screaming and cussing and the wife asks did I hurt u? He said no I just realized when the doctor did it he had both hands on my shoulders
How can you get free butt plants just get your man to fill your butt with Natural juices
My Crush: I cut 4 inches of my hair yesterday Me: So? My Crush 4 Inches is alot! Me: Oh yeah?
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens? You want to take it orally or through anal, joke I'm not asking.
roses are red i have a confession man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out