Anal Sex

Anal Sex Jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.

A wise man once told me: 'If you poke the bear in prison The bear will happily return the favour, when its times to shower'

You've heard of anal sex. You've heard of oral sex. You've heard of genital sex. But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?

Man goes to a doctor says he's having problems shitting so the doctor gives him so enama and says he needs to do it a few times at home but does the first one for him so the guy bends over the table lubs him up and shoves it deep in him and he yells. so later the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enama so he bends over she lubs him up puts a hand on his shouler and she shoves it up there and he starts screaming and cussing and the wife asks did I hurt u? He said no I just realized when the doctor did it he had both hands on my shoulders