Unprotected Hillside Fun Results in Baby Surprise

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Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.

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Explain Bear

Listen, Z$, you're a bit slow, aren't you? So, Jack and Jill, they're going up a hill, right? To do the nasty in the water. But here's the kicker, they forgot about the whole 'protection' thing, and bam! They got a kid. It's like, they went for a swim and came back with a human, haha.

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