Anal Sex jokes
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
Ouch!
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
Uh oh, stinky!
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Guess what?
Good guess.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Fuck off!