Anal Sex jokes

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

I'm Gay.

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.