whats the first thing you say in anal sex ..... wholy shit
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Man goes to a doctor says he's having problems shitting so the doctor gives him so enama and says he needs to do it a few times at home but does the first one for him so the guy bends over the table lubs him up and shoves it deep in him and he yells. so later the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enama so he bends over she lubs him up puts a hand on his shouler and she shoves it up there and he starts screaming and cussing and the wife asks did I hurt u? He said no I just realized when the doctor did it he had both hands on my shoulders
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex? They are not for kids.
What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole
A miss fit
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex? Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
I cant sit down anymore .... my dad went 2 far this time
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this is a lot like anal sex
you always miss 100% of shots if you take it
Knock Knock.. Whos there? me
Superman and flash were in the living room pounding back a few beer flash says to Superman i bet you u can fly into wonder woman bed room and get the best pussy of your life so he does it when he goes back to flash Superman says to flash man that was great but my ass kinda burns
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 let. Him LICK 👅 your vagina
You've heard of anal sex. You've heard of oral sex. You've heard of genital sex. But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
Cause she was transgender.
knock knock *takes out penis* who is there? butthole 😎
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables one is crule to the person getting in the other is anal sex
I'm Gay
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said my uncle just calls this shhhhh
