What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
A man goes to a doctor and says he's having problems shitting, so the doctor gives him an enema and says he needs to do it a few times at home, but does the first one for him. So the guy bends over the table, lubes him up, and shoves it deep in him, and he yells.
So later, the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enema. So he bends over, she lubes him up, puts a hand on his shoulder, and she shoves it up there, and he starts screaming and cussing, and the wife asks, "Did I hurt you?" He said, "No, I just realized when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders."
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
Knock Knock.. Whos there? me
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
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You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Porn.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
